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Day 231: Shaken and stirred

Day 231 - front

  • Weight: 139.0 lbs.
  • No workout today; next: Workout C, April 20 (makeup for today)
  • Total inches: 124.5
  • Protein: 131 g (0 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,100

The numbers from the last 220 or so days are all lies. Lies, I tell ya!

I screwed up royally.

I bragged about my daily protein shake to a friend last week: “Three cups 2 percent milk, a banana, 3 tablespoons of peanut butter, one scoop of protein powder …”

Friend (who happens to know a lot about building muscles and changing weight): “Just one scoop? Really? That doesn’t sound like enough.”

Me: “Oh, sure it is. I’ve been using that recipe since Day 1.”

Friend: “Are you sure?”

I was. And then the next day, I was not.

I checked.

Recipe version Protein (g) Calories
“The 4-Hour Body” [Amazon | iTunes aff. links] 75 970
My screwed-up version 48 880
My corrected version 74 1,180

Yikes. The actual recipe calls for “30 g whey protein isolate,” which I thought meant 30 g of protein powder or about one scoop. I really needed four scoops of protein powder to yield 30 g of protein.

Sigh. 

The scary repercussions …

  • I overcounted for each of the first 225 days by 90 calories and a whopping 27 g protein.
  • That means I took in 20 percent less protein than I thought, slowing my muscle growth by a possible 20 percent.
  • My measurements for protein and calories are inaccurate from Sept. 1 to April 13.

Using four times as much protein powder per shake means …

  • The cost of protein powder has quadrupled, since I’ll use it up four times faster.
  • The shake tastes much more chocolatey.

Sunday, I started using four scoops in the shake. I didn’t even think about the additional calories. I am that stupid.

After noticing the 1.2-pound gain in the last 7 days, I needed to double-check all of the recipe’s nutritional stats. I realized today, after running the numbers, that I had accidentally consumed 300 extra calories a day, a 15 percent jump from the 2,000-calorie target.

Sigh again.

I am extremely grateful my knowledgeable friend raised the red flag. It allows me to make the corrections and have more accurate numbers.

The first decision is to leave the pre-April 14 numbers alone. I’ll add a note to the spreadsheet, but trying to revise all the numbers in all the posts will be too much work for me.

The second decision is to revise my daily calorie target immediately. Because the protein shake costs 210 more calories than previously assumed, I am dropping from 2,300 calories a day to 2,100. We’ll see if my weight remains steady (as it has been for the past 3 months) or goes up with more muscle growth from sufficient protein.

It’s tough to face a mistake like this, a simple miscalculation that I could’ve caught months ago. But I feel better knowing that I might actually be on the right track, even if I can’t follow a simple recipe.

I can’t lie to myself.

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Day 224: Close call

Day 24 - front

  • Weight: 137.8 lbs.
  • Workout C: 29 minutes, 44 seconds; next: Workout C, April 15
  • Total inches: 124.6
  • Protein: 134 g (4 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,299

Kettlebell swings can be dangerous. When done by an amateur. Like me.

I use a homemade T-handle, as described in “The 4-Hour Body” [Amazon | iTunes aff. links]. Author Tim Ferriss suggests making a new one every 6 months as they wear out and you don’t want to send a weight plate through a window.

Do I listen? No.

In nearing the end of my one-arm kettlebell swings during today’s workout, I nearly sent myself to the emergency room. The floor flange had become loose and bang! the two 15-pound plates crash on the floor.

Even this instruction set on making a T-handle warns: “Given how this device is to be used (repeatedly heaving it into the air), I recommend using a wrench to really tighten that floor flange.”

One plate had a small crack in its plastic casing, warping the inner ring. It’s a much tighter squeeze to put it on a barbell or a dumbbell, but fortunately still fits.

Even more fortunate, the crash didn’t break the floor or my feet. Whew.

Several readers have recommended places to shop for plates to add to my collection. I almost needed to add another 15-pound disk to the list as a replacement.

And the worst part: I think I would have completed the 25 reps for my right arm had my T-handle remained intact. No gain, but also, no pain.

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Day 218: I’ve reached my limit!

Day 218 - front

Day 218 – front

  • Weight: 137.8 lbs.
  • No workout today; next: Workout C, April 8
  • Total inches: 124.4
  • Protein: 121 g (9 g under target)
  • Calories: 2,717

I’m stuck!

It’s a good kind of stuck. For my Yates row reps, I have completed the required reps at 135 pounds. The next stage is 150 pounds, but I don’t have large enough weight plates to move on.

Every big weight I can fit on the barbell is on there. I could strap on an extra 10 pounds (four 2.5-lb. plates), but it’s still not enough.

I’ve looked on Craigslist and found several barbell and dumbbell sets available for purchase at fairly low prices.

Perhaps the only way to continue is to not only bulk up my muscles and my eating, but my collection of home gym equipment, too.

Or, if you wish to donate your unused plates to my cause, they will be cheerfully accepted. (Please, no 2.5-lb. plates.)

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Day 217 – side

Day 211: I’m your density

Day 211 - front

Day 211 – front

  • Weight: 137.8 lbs.
  • No workout today; next: Workout C, April 1
  • Total inches: 124.0
  • Protein: 145 g (15 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,660
Measurement Sept. 1 March 29 Change
Weight (pounds) 121.8 137.8 +16.0
Body fat percentage 23.5 25.5 [Jan. 2] +2.0 percentage pts.
Fat weight 28.6 35.1 +6.5
Lean weight 93.2 102.7 +9.5
Total inches 113.6 124.0 +10.4

Exercise Start* March 29 Change
Kettlebell swing 32 x 20 lbs. 45/30 x 50 lbs. +150.0 percent
Myotatic crunch 6.5 x 2.5 lbs. 9.0 x 15 lbs. +500.0 percent
Single-arm kettlebell swing 25 x 15 lbs. 25/8 x 30 lbs. +100.0 percent
Isolateral dumbbell incline bench press 2.4/3.0 x 30 lbs. 3.0/2.1 x 35 lbs. +16.7 percent
Yates row 7.0 x 55 lbs. 5.0 x 135 lbs. +145.5 percent
Reverse drag curls 6.0 x 25 lbs. 6.0 x 45 lbs. +80.0 percent

*I started these exercises on different dates.

I’m bulkier, but am I dense enough?

In reaching an estimated 10 pounds of muscle gained, I need to check one vital statistic: body fat percentage.

If it’s decreasing, I can keep my current routine. If not, I’ll need to examine “The 4-Hour Body” [Amazon |iTunes aff. links] for ways to shed fat. But it is important to get my body fat percentage from the unhealthy 25 percent to a lean 10 percent.

My average workout time is increasing slightly, as I add more reps of “cat vomit,” at 23 minutes and 27 seconds average in March. I am making good progress in weights lifted.

My calorie goal remains 2,300 to 2,400 per day, with an average of 2,318 (so far) in March.

The project has cost me $190.98 so far. I saved $68.88 in food in March compared to previous monthly averages.

You can see all the numbers updated in real time on the Measurements page.

I’d like to see less fat, as well as a better defined abdomen. But if it means adding workout time, I might skip it. I’m close to where I want to be, but still prefer a slow, less-time-involving approach rather than investing more hours in workouts.

Day 210 - side

Day 210 – side

Day 1 vs. Day 181 - front

Day 1 vs. Day 210 – front
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day 1 vs. Day 181 - side

Day 1 vs. Day 210 – side
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Day 203: The first 200 days are always the bulkiest

Day 203 - front

Day 203 – front

  • Weight: 137.0 lbs.
  • Workout C: 21 minutes, 42 seconds; next: Workout C, March 25
  • Total inches: 124.5
  • Protein: 129 g (0 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,300

I’m happily celebrating the 200-day milestone with ice cream and comparison photos.

Take a look at my journey in 50-day leaps.

Days 1, 50, 100, 150 and 200: front view.
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Day 1, Day 56, Day 98, Day 147, Day 203

Days 1, 56, 98, 147 and 203: side view.
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One aspect you’ll notice is the tone of the photos. Somewhere around Day 85, I switched from my digital camera to my iPhone for the daily shoot, since I could upload straight from the phone automatically and wirelessly.

Day 203 - side

Day 203 – side

Day 197: That annoying guy

Day 197 - front

Day 197 – front

  • Weight: 137.0 lbs.
  • No workout today; next: Workout C, March 18
  • Total inches: 124.5
  • Protein: 129 g (0 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,315

Stay away from me at parties.

I’m becoming that annoying guy. The one that pulls out pictures of his body at the mere mention of Project Bulk.

The one that lets you feel his biceps.

The one that encourages you to talk about Paleo diets and the merits of being vegan or gluten-free. (Though kudos to my friend Erin for introducing me to the hashtag #faileo.)

The one that talks endlessly about counting calories and protein grams, about how I don’t feel any different.

That guy is annoying. No one should have to put with that.

Just nod politely, feign a stomach illness and run away.

Day 196 - side

Day 196 – side

Day 189: I can see clearly now

Day 189 - front

  • Weight: 137.8 lbs.
  • Workout C: 20 minutes, 25 seconds; next: Workout C, March 11
  • Total inches: 124.5
  • Protein: 131 g (1 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,302

Others could see it.

But for me, it took months. Six months.

It’s not like I couldn’t see myself. I saw the photos I took of myself daily. I see myself looking down, or in the mirror. Not a moment I’m awake that I don’t see some part of myself.

Yet, the transformations were so subtle, and my self-perception so ingrained, that I had trouble detecting any changes.

I would spend 15 minutes in photo software comparing Day 1 and the current day’s photo, putting them side by side, zooming in, overlaying them. I saw nothing.

I felt cheated.

But in looking at the Day 1 vs. Day 181 photos, I saw a better physique from the front and the side.  And in cropping and sizing more than 200 photos for the special 6-month video, I again picked up on what I had difficulty noticing for months.

I feel elated.

My body looks stronger, is stronger. The measurements are good across the board. My only challenge now is to reduce my body fat percentage to a healthy level.

I can continue without worry because this is part of my lifestyle. I wonder what I’ll look like in another 6 months …

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Day 183: Looking back on 6 months

Day 183 - front

Day 183 – front

  • Weight: 135.8 lbs.
  • No workout today; next: Workout C, March 4
  • Total inches: 123.5
  • Protein: 133 g (5 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,303
Measurement Sept. 1 March 1 Change
Weight (pounds) 121.8 135.8 +14.0
Body fat percentage 23.5 25.5 [Jan. 2] +2.0 percentage pts.
Fat weight 28.6 34.6 +6.0
Lean weight 93.2 101.2 +8.0
Total inches 113.6 123.5 +9.9

Exercise Start* March 1 Change
Kettlebell swing 32 x 20 lbs. 56/19 x 40 lbs. +100.0 percent
Myotatic crunch 6.5 x 2.5 lbs. 15.0 x 12.5 lbs. +400.0 percent
Single-arm kettlebell swing 25 x 15 lbs. 25/12 x 30 lbs. +100.0 percent
Isolateral dumbbell incline bench press 2.4/3.0 x 30 lbs. 5.0/5.0 x 30 lbs. 0 percent
Yates row 7.0 x 55 lbs. 3.3 x 135 lbs. +145.5 percent
Reverse drag curls 6.0 x 25 lbs. 3.2 x 45 lbs. +80.0 percent

*I started these exercises on different dates.

Things I can do now that I couldn’t when I started Project Bulk 6 months ago …

  • Swing a 40-pound kettlebell 65 times in a row (shooting for 75).
  • Perform a Yates row with a 135-pound barbell.
  • Perform 12 reps on each arm in three sets for the iso-lateral dumbbell incline bench press at 30 pounds (shooting for 15).
  • Sit and stand with good posture (no slouching).
  • Perform 27 reps of “cat vomit” (shooting for 50).
  • See the change in my upper body (in the photos below and in my special video).
  • Work out with weights (I had no clue starting out).

In the first 181 days …

  • I ate 24.4 kg (53.8 lbs.) of protein. That’s almost 40 percent of my body weight in meat, fish, peanut butter, milk and protein powder, at about 134.9 g per day.
  • I ate 393,605 calories, or about 2,175 per day. That’s enough for a car to travel at 350 miles at 60 mph. For the past 2.5 months, I’ve averaged 2,326 per day (aiming for 2,300 minimum).
  • I’ve worked out 18 hours, 8 minutes and 51 seconds, or about 42 minutes and 7 seconds per week. My workout time for February ballooned to 4 hours and 34 minutes, thanks to the time-consuming “cat vomit” exercise.
  • I spent $176.62, or about 98 cents per day or $22.08 per pound of muscle gained.

Not bad for a skinny lad with no real expectations or experience.

Day 181 - side

Day 181 – side

Day 1 vs. Day 181 - front

Day 1 vs. Day 181 – front
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day 1 vs. Day 181 - side

Day 1 vs. Day 181 – side
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Day 175: The myth that is the Nutrition Facts label

Day 175 - front

  • Weight: 137.0 lbs.
  • Workout C: 22 minutes, 40 seconds; next: Workout C, Feb. 25
  • Total inches: 123.3
  • Protein: 145 g (16 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,308

Reading the Nutrition Facts label on food is a waste of time. Unless you’re looking for a lovely fairy tale.

Video: New York filmmaker Casey Neistat investigates
calorie data on foods for the New York Times.

As we’ve explored before, counting calories is more art than science. You must estimate the calories in cooking a recipe, or evaluating portion size. You must, with every bite, guess.

How woefully inadequate, whether trying to gain or lose weight.

Casey Neistat, a filmmaker based in New York, looked at foods he ate on a typical day in a report for the New York Times. The city requires restaurants to post calories on their menus.

Neistat bought five things from both stores and restaurants. With the Times’ journalistic resources at his disposal, he had those foods analyzed at the New York Obesity Nutrition Research Center in a bomb calorimeter.

(You could do it yourself, after spending several thousand dollars on the equipment, not to mention the training needed.)

Four of the five foods tested had more calories than reported on the Nutrition Facts label. Of the four, two were packaged items, while the other two were made at restaurants upon ordering.

Yikes.

He would’ve accidentally consumed 20 percent more calories than expected, some 549 calories.

Neistat asks in conclusion, “If the requirement to post the information (on caloric content) is going to be enforced, why not also enforce its accuracy?”

Oy, I may have wasted 6 months counting calories, when at best, I was counting pixies.

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