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Day 25: Calorie cavalcade

Day 25

  • Weight: 127.4 lbs.
  • No workout today
  • Total inches: 118.6
  • Protein: 127 g (7 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,824

I have never worked so hard to put things in my mouth. Hmm, that didn’t come out right …

In starting calorie counts 10 days ago, I’ve had to calculate twice as much before when just counting protein. But I have found two ways to make the chore more bearable.

1. Show it. As much as I love numbers, a visual component helps me a lot. With protein, my spreadsheet cell lights up green once I hit the minimum for the day. (Nerd alert!)

The first few days of calorie tracking, I winged it. I knew my basic maintenance requirement for my age and my size was around 1,700 to 2,000 calories a day. My gut (ha!) tells me I probably used to hit the low end of that figure (ha!) when eating normally.

As my weight gain stalled, I looked at the calories and saw they were inconsistent. I made a chart and realized I should shoot for 2,500 to 3,000 a day to put on pounds.

Calories Sept. 25, 2012

Chart: Calories through Sept. 25.
Note the target zone of at least 2,500 a day. 

Easy enough: Make sure the blue line hits at least 2,500 by day’s end.

2. Use an online recipe calorie calculator. Calories are an imperfect science. An approximation is what you get, but it’s still better than flying blind.

This wonderful calorie calculator allows me to copy and paste recipe ingredients and generate an official-looking nutrition facts label.

For example, I’m making the Pioneer Woman’s excellent macaroni and cheese this week. But instead of looking up the data for each ingredient, I can do it much more quickly with this tool.

recipe calorie calculator

Paste in the ingredients, tweak them for analysis
and receive your nutrition facts chart.

Tip: Food bloggers, include nutritional info with your recipes. Bonus points if you style it so it looks like the official label but uses text instead of an image, as I did above.

I can spend less time crunching numbers and more time crunching nuts. Still didn’t come out right …

Macaroni and Cheese
from the Pioneer Woman

  • 4 cups dried macaroni
  • 1 whole egg beaten
  • 1/4 cup butter
  • 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
  • 2-1/2 cups whole milk
  • 2 teaspoons (heaping) dry mustard, more if desired
  • 1 pound cheese, grated
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt, more to taste
  • 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt, more to taste
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
  • (optional) Cayenne pepper, paprika, thyme

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Cook macaroni until very firm. Macaroni should be too firm to eat right out of the pot. Drain.

In a small bowl, beat egg.

In a large pot, melt butter and sprinkle in flour. Whisk together over medium-low heat. Cook mixture for 5 minutes, whisking constantly. Don’t let it burn.

Pour in milk, add mustard, and whisk until smooth. Cook for 5 minutes until very thick. Reduce heat to low.

Take 1/4 cup of the sauce and slowly pour it into beaten egg, whisking constantly to avoid cooking eggs. Whisk together till smooth.

Pour egg mixture into sauce, whisking constantly. Stir until smooth.

Add in cheese and stir to melt.

Add salt and pepper. Taste sauce and add more salt and seasoned salt as needed! Do not under-salt.

Pour in drained, cooked macaroni and stir to combine.

Serve immediately (very creamy) or pour into a buttered baking dish, top with extra cheese, and bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until bubbly and golden on top.

Wade’s tip: I like to make this spicy, so I use pepper jack and extra sharp cheddar, along with generous amounts of paprika and cayenne spices. Also, be sure to read The Pioneer Woman’s post and admire her step-by-step photos.

Day 24: The future, by which I mean October

Day 24

  • Weight: 126.0 lbs.
  • No workout today
  • Total inches: 118.5
  • Protein: 147 g (27 g over target)
  • Calories: 3,165

I looked only 30 days into the future.

The spreadsheet was set through Sept. 30. I asked for a 30-day loan on the blender. I figured and hoped 30 days might be enough.

On Day 24, I know it won’t happen by then.

So keep going or stop? I say keep going.

After integrating the workouts, the measurements and the eating into my routine, extending through October won’t be a big deal.

I can’t say for sure I’ve made significant progress. The clearest indicator is that I can lift more than I could at the start, which isn’t bad for about 3 hours and 45 minutes of workouts.

But the photos, the weight, the total inches tell a more muddled tale. This is the part when I get impatient and want to fast-forward to the end, so I know if the next 31 days are a wise investment or a foolish waste of time.

Perhaps the better perspective would be that the experience continues, the journey not the destination, learn by doing. There, I think I crammed enough cliches in that sentence.

As a time-saver, I will likely blog less and publish on workout days only. Each post will have the latest data and photos for the period to maintain public accountability. (This is one of the few projects where I can’t prep everything in advance since it requires daily measurements and analysis.)

Maybe by Halloween I’ll have a great new muscle-bound costume.

What doesn’t kill or confound me will make me stronger.

Day 23: The definition of failure

Day 23

  • Weight: 126.0 lbs.
  • Workout A: 21 minutes, 33 seconds
  • Total inches: 118.1
  • Protein: 133 g (13 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,408

Today was another failed workout. If that’s how we look at it.

Each workout is supposedly designed to be done till failure. Getting through all the reps means the resistance is too low.

Only two of the seven workouts so far have resulted in failure, or not doing (n-1) reps.

So the next workout will come a little later, and at the same barbell weight.

But real failure would be to stop short. I wish that 30 days would be enough, but it’s clear at this point that I’ll need to invest more time.

Quitting happens because results are small, or even undetectable. They take too long, or cost too much.

I have great patience, so I don’t mind continuing to move forward on a slowly unfolding project. I believe the end results will prove me right. But even if at Day 60 or Day 90, it doesn’t happen, that will also not be failure.

I will see it as a great experience, something from which more lessons can be drawn.

No failure here. Only room to grow.

Day 22: The eye of the beholder

Day 22 front

  • Weight: 126.0 lbs.
  • No workout today
  • Total inches: 118.6
  • Protein: 139 g (19 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,700

After 20 days, I wanted some feedback from my close friends.

Ginny took a look at the photos from Days 1 and 20 and said …

Comparing days 1 and 20

“Love handles look smaller and your nipples are higher and your chest is fuller and your belly is smaller.”

Progress!

day 22 side

Side view of days 1 and 22

Side view of Days 1 and 22

Day 21: Fine dining

Day 21

  • Weight: 125.2 lbs.
  • No workout today
  • Total inches: 118.6
  • Protein: 136 g (18 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,600

Much of my diet so far has been shakes, chicken and potatoes.

I can tolerate a lot of repetition in my meals as a bachelor. I tend to make a big batch and eat leftovers throughout the week.

The potatoes can go one of three ways: mashed, baked or french fried (in this case, faux-fried). I haven’t done mashed yet, but have done about 10 potatoes the other two ways.

Baked potato

Wash potato. Leave skin on. Drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle with kosher salt. Bake at 450 degrees for under an hour.

Note: A smart cook will flip the potato halfway through. I’m lazy, so it usually comes out a little burnt on top. A dumb cook, like me, will poke holes in the potato beforehand as though it were going in a microwave oven.

Nutrition: For a medium potato (173 g), 161 calories, 4.3 g protein.

Mashed potatoes

Wash potatoes. Leave skin on. Cut into equal-size cubes, roughly 1.5 to 2 inches.

With potatoes in pot of cold water, place over high heat. Boil. You can tell potatoes are ready if you stick one with a knife and it slides right off.

Mash with butter, salt and milk.

Mike’s tip: Use half white or yellow potatoes and half sweet potatoes. I’ve had it, and it’s terrific.

Italian Fries

  • 6 or 7 Idaho potatoes, peeled and sliced into 1/3-inch-thick French fry-style strips, soaked in cold water (add 1 tablespoon sugar, 1 teaspoon salt)
  • 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
  • 1 tablespoon dried Italian herbs, or some combo of dried oregano, thyme, marjoram and basil
  • 2 cups freshly grated Romano cheese
  • 1/4 cup parsley leaves, finely chopped
  • 4 tablespoons salted butter, cut into 6 cubes
  • Coarse salt and freshly ground black pepper

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.

Drain the potatoes and pat dry with paper towels. (Make sure to soak potatoes for 15 minutes. This ensures crisp fries by removing excess moisture.) Spread 1 tablespoon of the olive oil on each of 2 rimmed baking sheets and spread out the potatoes. Overlapping is fine.

Sprinkle the dried herbs evenly over the potatoes. Liberally spread the cheese and parsley on top. Drizzle the remaining 2 tablespoons of olive oil over the cheese. Scatter the cubed butter around the pans.

Bake until the potatoes are golden brown, rotating the pans after 30 minutes, for 45 to 50 minutes total. Use a spatula to lift off the potatoes with all the crusty cheese adhered to them. Sprinkle with salt and pepper to taste. Serve hot.

Nutrition (per serving): 311 calories, 27.8 g protein.

Zesty Slow Cooker Chicken Barbecue

  • 6 frozen skinless, boneless chicken breast halves
  • One 12-ounce bottle barbeque sauce
  • 1/2 cup Italian salad dressing
  • 1/4 cup brown sugar
  • 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce

Place chicken in a slow cooker. In a bowl, mix the barbecue sauce, Italian salad dressing, brown sugar, and Worcestershire sauce. Pour over the chicken.

Cover, and cook 3 to 4 hours on high or 6 to 8 hours on low.

Note: I have used half of the amounts for the sauce (last four ingredients) and still come out with too much.

Nutrition (per serving): 300 calories, 23 g protein.

Day 20: A small win is still a win

Day 20

  • Weight: 125.2 lbs.
  • No workout today
  • Total inches: 118.1
  • Protein: 155 g (37 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,333

I am sometimes discouraged by my overall progress. The daily photos tend to look the same. The weigh-ins are falling short.

So I focus on one area where I’ve seen progress: the workouts. No matter how small the lifts seem, they go up with each workout.

Maybe the number of reps increases by one. Or the total lifting weight goes up 10 pounds. It doesn’t matter that I started with 30 measly pounds for the slight incline bench press and can now do 40 pounds. It went up.

The most impressive number to me will seem puny to real lifter, but I’ve gone from 55 pounds for the Yates row to 75 pounds in 2 weeks. I end up sweating, but it is the sweat of glory. And I have not hurt myself in the process.

I can’t do 10 myotatic crunches. Yet. But I’ve gone from five-and-a-half to eight in 2 weeks.

Kettlebell swings kick my ass. But I went from 32 reps of 20 pounds to a full 50 reps, and then to 31 reps of 30 pounds.

Three weeks ago, I had never done any of this.

I go into each workout determined. I want to take that attitude with me to every challenge, whether physical or mental or spiritual.

I want to win.

Day 19: The new routine

Day 19

  • Weight: 125.2 lbs.
  • Workout B: 18 minutes, 0 seconds
  • Total inches: 118.2
  • Protein: 193 g (75 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,410

Modern folklore says it takes 3 weeks to make a new habit.

My new habits include …

  • hitting the scale each morning, then rushing to the computer to type it in before I forget the readout;
  • drinking a lot more milk, mostly in protein shake form;
  • taking half-naked photos of myself;
  • psyching myself up before workouts (never did that before doing treadmill);
  • measuring my body parts;
  • evaluating each portion of food for calorie and protein content;
  • planning my eating so I hit my daily goals, rather the much simpler hunger-based pattern;
  • fretting about the numbers;
  • thinking ahead to the next workout day;
  • buying a lot more bananas, milk, chicken and potatoes;
  • and learning to enjoy the weird routine.

The success of implementing the habits came from good preparation, small steps and changes and daily reinforcement through charting and blogging. Had I not done all of these things, I believe I would not be in the swing of the routine.

Here’s to finding new ways to live and grow.

Day 18: The skinny

Day 18

  • Weight: 124.6 lbs.
  • No workout today
  • Total inches: 117.1
  • Protein: 139 g (21 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,625

Mike has known me a long time and has been guardedly supportive of this crazy scheme.

“You could stand to add a few pounds,” he says.

I have to remind him that my body fat percentage is already too high. I’m glad I checked, because before Aug. 30, I had no idea.

This is one of the minor annoyances of being skinny: People tell you how you should actually be; they tease thinking it is harmless. (I can only imagine the real pain that overweight people endure day in and day out.)

For me, this is about only one goal: gaining muscle. I’ve never made a concerted effort before, so I’d like to see if this approach works. It might take more than 30 days. It might take 60 days, or 365 days, or 5 years. Who knows?

He had, at one point, even suggested anabolic steroids. To me, that is no more of a solution to me than liposuction or implants or any other artificial shortcut. I simply won’t do it. I want to be healthier, not just more muscular. Muscles will improve my body fat percentage. Working out will improve my strength and stamina.

It is weird to try to explain that my experiment involves only two actions: eating and working out (three, if you count tracking numbers). It is even weirder in a state such as Alabama, one of the fattest states in America. Just today, a new report said that 62.6 percent of adults here would be obese by 2030, double that of 2011.

That breaks my heart. As a champion of local food, real food and balance in life, I want to see me and others live longer, healthier lives.

So gaining 10 pounds of fat within 30 days would be far from triumph for me. How is that so difficult to grasp?

Day 17: Visioning is believing

day 17

  • Weight: 125.4 lbs.
  • No workout today
  • Total inches: 118.3
  • Protein: 156 g (38 g over target)
  • Calories: 2,345

A fear seems a little less intimidating when said aloud. I’ve already named a primary fear of this project: getting fat. The daily weight pendulum has suddenly begun to swing in the correct direction.

weight Sept. 17, 2012

Hooray for excess calories. The real trick is adding more pounds of muscle than fat.

Why focus on fear when I can focus on what I want? I can illustrate it much better than trying to describe it …

Charles Atlas ad

The beach bully, the original one, not the new one.
Who wouldn’t want to be the villain in a comic book ad?

Rosie the Riveter, We can do it

Rosie says I can do it.
I can do it! (Look at that bicep!)
If I had been running the riveting factories …
we’d all be speaking German now. 

Tough cat eats pain for breakfast

All I want to know is how much protein is in pain.

Mike Tyson

Tyson, the early years. Note the lack of tribal facial tattoo.
Also, how much protein in a human ear? Asking for a friend. 

Homer eats Powersauce Bars, which unleash
the energy of six different types of apples.

I’ll be a brick …

 

 

 

 

house.

Cue the montage.

Fading out …

Day 16: A control freak

day 16

  • Weight: 124.4 lbs.
  • No workout today
  • Total inches: 116.4
  • Protein: 171 g (53 g over target)
  • Calories: 3,202

I’m a control freak. Details are my specialty, and sharing responsibility is my challenge.

A project like this is a breeze. I’m doing all the work. I’m accountable only to myself. It’s ideal for my personality, but also limiting.

No coach pushes me to do one more lift. No dietitian holds my hand as I figure out how much to eat. It’s a path I walk alone.

The interesting thing of working on something completely new like this is the occasional minor freakout.

For example, last night, I wondered if I had done the previous workouts correctly. I wasn’t sure if I was increasing lifting weights fast enough. A brief glance at “The 4-Hour Body” [Amazon | iTunes aff. links] reassured me I had in fact done what I was supposed to do.

Another is the daily struggle to accurately read a tape measure. Oh sure, it sounds simple enough. But wrapping the tape around my arms and legs and middle each morning always makes the voice of doubt just a little bit louder. It is imprecise, and I hate imprecise.

If I could, I would tell my arm muscles to fatten up and my chest to ripple. I’d tell my belly to pull back. And so on.

The freak wants what the freak wants.